Being stuck at home has caused me to watch more TV than I usually do. This, in turn, has exposed me to more talking heads than usual. And this has given me the opportunity to compile a list of things that everyone should immediately stop saying. Plus, there's a bonus tip for writers:
1. As a
general rule, don't begin sentences with "so."
2. Stop
asking whether you're "right?" in the middle of a sentence or even
between sentences.
3. Don't
overuse the word "space." E.g., you are not a leader in the
fashion space; rather, you are a leader in the fashion industry.
4. Stop
trying to start a "national conversation" or "raise
awareness." Find new labels to exaggerate the scope of your endeavors.
5. Don't
begin a new point with "that said" or "having said that." It's a sure
sign you're about to contradict yourself and it makes me want to punch you.
6. Stop
saying "again" as a preface to sentences. Often, the
information that follows isn't even repetitive. And if it is, stop
repeating yourself.
7. Don't
say "not to mention" before you mention the thing that you just said
you weren't going to mention.
8. Don't
say "it goes without saying." Because apparently it doesn't. See
also #7.
9. Things
don't center around other things, they center on other
things; they do, however, revolve around other things.
E.g., The President’s existence doesn't center around the Corona-Chinese-Wuhan-Covid19
virus; it revolves around it, or centers on it.
10. Don't
"reach out" to me. Call, email, or put a letter in the U.S. Mail.
11. BONUS WRITING TIP: On
a related note, always use your Oxford comma. See, e.g., #10 and #12.
12. Stop
referring to someone's position, claim, or argument as a "narrative."
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