It’s
that time of year again! Bowl season is here. Just yesterday, in fact, the Beef ‘O’ Brady’s Bowl was played in front of
a near-empty stadium. (And for some reason, I now find myself compelled to watch a replay of the game on ESPN.) But this just
means that better, more exciting bowl games are on the way. And with the heart of bowl season
fast-approaching, I thought it would be a good idea to re-post “Area Doctor
Launches Don’t Overeat Bowl,” with some updates, after the jump.
Bowl games aren’t just
for the big corporations and not-for-profits anymore. Area doctor Joseph
Mathew has just announced the Joseph Mathew Don’t Overeat Bowl, which will
be played next year after the PoppaJohns.com Bowl and before
the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl. The Don’t Overeat
Bowl will be held in
Springfield Memorial Park Stadium, located in Dr. Mathews’ home town of
Springfield , Illinois , and will feature the sixth team from the Big Ten "Leaders"
Division versus the fourth team from the Sun Belt Conference. [Update: During the course of its
expansion, and to the delight of its fans, the Big “Ten” will retire the short-lived
“Leaders” and “Legends” division titles in favor of the more traditional “East”
and “West.”]
Early tax and
other not-for-profit filings indicate that teams, through their conferences,
have already guaranteed the purchase of all available tickets at face value,
and in return have agreed to accept a symbolic bowl payout of $1.00. Filings
also indicate that Dr. Mathew will receive a $275,000 salary from the
not-for-profit bowl game, while Keith Rindahl, who is Dr. Mathew’s “Director of
Cheerleader Relations for Participating Schools,” will receive a $165,000 salary.
When reached for comment, Dr. Mathew was
thrilled with the addition of his bowl game, and
strongly opposed a full-blown playoff system for college football. “This
is what it’s all about,” Dr. Mathew reported. “The five-or-so week break
between the regular season and the bowls guarantees ample time for
academics—after all, these are student athletes, with the emphasis on
‘student’—and we also get to raise awareness of adult onset obesity, which is a
huge problem in this country.”
Rindahl, who was on holiday inNicaragua , could not be reached for comment. However, through his agent, he said that he opposes "both adult
onset obesity and a playoff system," and is excited to be associated with
the Don't Overeat Bowl. Hostess Brands Inc., the maker of the snack foods
Twinkies and Ding Dongs, will be the bowl’s primary financial sponsor.
Rindahl, who was on holiday in
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